Minnie Driver is a twat...
About 14 years ago, I did some work as an extra on a shit Channel 4 film called 'God on the Rocks' starring Minnie Driver and 'Auf Weidersehen, Pet' actor Bill Patterson. I must have been 15 at the time and got a massive £25 per day and a few days off school. Nice.

Bill was a real nice bloke, he chatted to all us grunts, posed for pics and signed autographs. He didn't even kick off when I rode into him when I lost control the half-tonne 1920's bicycle I had to ride for the scene. He even let me ride in the 'Stars' van back to base (all the other extras had to walk). Not once did he try to touch my tail or my bottom.

Minnie Driver, on the other hand, was a complete fucking prick. Acting like a diva and treating everyone as if they were tramp-cocks as she lovied around the director.

At one point she came up to me, giggling like a stupid little girl, then pretended to be a passer-by (even though her face was practically screaming "look at me, I'm Minnie Driver, how lucky are you?!") and asked what the film was all about. I just looked at her as if she was the most pathetic brick-faced bint in the whole wide world.

You know what? I think she still is...
(tinpixel, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 17:37, Reply)