Those familiar with Ealing will know....
that there's a dodgy yet trying to be classy stripclub called LA Confidential on the Broadway.

We had just started Uni and decided to go and check it out.

This was my first and last time in a gentlemans club.

We took to a table ordered so ridiculously priced drinks and sat back and enjoyed the show. About 5 minutes later a young woman came over and asked "May I sit with you guys?" We said "yes" and she sat with us made pleasant conversation and never at any point made any reference to sex/stripping ect.

As we tried to leave we were presented with a bill for £120 marked "Company of the lady" We obviously argued that at no point did she say we were being charged and we had no idea she was an employee.

We then found ourselves being "gently escorted" by three large fellas to the nearest cashpoint machine where we were persuaded to part with the £120.

I'm less naive these days
( Peej, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:22, 6 replies)

That used to the Broadway Boulevard, didn't it?
Shady as hell that place..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:44, closed)

This is surprising!
I was dragged along to LA Confidential a few times when I used to work in Chiswick, Always had an OK night, double vodka and mixer for 8 quid which isn't much more than any of the bars around there and 10 quid lapdances seemed extremely good value.

This sounds more like the kind of tricks they pull in the dodgier places in soho.
(bill, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:51, closed)

Classy Ealing
I almost took a flat above a hairdressers opposite that place, but fate intervened and I ended up in even worse Acton.

Happily I've left both far behind.

My advice: get yourself to a 'pound in the pot' strip-joint; apparently everyone pays a quid and you all get a dance, or so I'm told ;)
(lowfigirl animating hamburgers, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 14:36, closed)

Somewhere like:
www.thewhitehorsepub.biz/about.htm

This used to be my friends local when he lived in Shoreditch, dirty bastard!
(bill, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:40, closed)

anyone else
tempted to apply for employment?

They don't appear to be exempt from gender discrimination legislation.

"Show us yer Moobs" "Get yout beer gut out for the lads"

(I disgust myself sometimes)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:44, closed)

Well
You don't even have to go inside anymore. There's a bench opposite the doorway and due to the smoking ban all the sexy ladies have to go outside to smoke.
So join me in buying a few cans and having a free show.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:04, closed)