memorable nightclub moments
Beginning my clublife at the age of 16, going to dingy a basement jungle club and finding people openly banging up in the toilet. It did have an entire wall made of speakers though, which kind of made up for it.

One of my mates having the shits but going out clubbing anyway. Due to the lack of loo paper he had to use his pants to wipe his seeping crack. He tried to flush them down the loo and flooded the toilets.

Being in a club which usually catered to squaddies that was doing a jungle night as a one off. The biggest fight I have ever seen errupted between a dancefloor of squaddies and rastas. The security looked like your mates parents in t-shirts with "security" printed on them. Needless to say the fight went on for ages.

Thinking I might have inadvertantly ingested drugs due to the shivering rushes I kept getting from random bits of my body, then realising I was actually dancing under an air con vent where everyone's sweat was condensing, cooling to chilly temperatures and dripping on me. Nice.

Leaving The Fridge in Brixton following a crusty hippy type who was drinking a bottle of water then projectile vomiting it over the people in front of him, then drinking some more and projectile vomiting again.

I tend to stick to house parties these days.
(ralphseviltwin, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:53, Reply)