That's my interpretation of an
angry pirate.

Bit like a Webslinger, but without cumming in your hand first and slinging it - and minus the foot stompage.

There's a whole lexicon of this shit out there...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:19, 2 replies)

I've never heard that one...
... but monkey facing is still, by far the most horrific and hilarious in my opinion
(Notmo, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 1:48, closed)

I'll bite.
What the hell is monkey facing?
(Big D, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 9:56, closed)

Stolen from urbandictionary
Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 10:49, closed)

Erm
Donkey punching anyone?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:08, closed)