fucksocks
so this shitty little local nightclub in my hometown was doing some kind of thing where they send you out, a couple of weeks before your 18th birthday, a set of tickets, allowing you and 20 mates to get in for free, and you get a bottle of bubbly (read:the cheapest fizzy tramp urine in a bottle they can find)

so it's on (there's fuck all else to do)
we've been going there for, ooh, maybe 2 years now? id was never an issue.
so i rock up, meet a few friends in the car park. they all go in, i'm waiting for a mate to arrive. we go in, i present my golden ticket and am taken to one side.. the bouncer says 'got any id mate?'
by this time my mate has gone in.
as have my other 10 odd guests, who are now boogieing away merrily.
i was, a little surprised. fact was, i DIDN't have any ID- i was actually 18 THAT VERY DAY. but i didn't drive, or have a passport, my college ID apparently would NOT do... what could i do?

go home and drink a bottle of spirits, and pass out.
apparently, they had a good time.
fuckers.
still, you gotta laugh. right? right?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 3:47, 4 replies)

That's a nasty one
Have a click
(McChinaman banned, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 4:34, closed)

why do bouncers
only do this to you on your 18th? I'd been going to Jilly's in manchester from 1990 onwards only to be pulled up at the end of 1991 on my 18th. never asked for id before in there.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:13, closed)

that would be
because they know damn well you've been going for the last two years, so when they see you blatantly celebrating your 18th, they take revenge.
(bblgoose, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:00, closed)

Fucking Twilight Zone
Only 2% of the girls wore knickers and the beer was 2% alcohol. I'm callign you out though mate, you never had 10 friends!
( Peej, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:50, closed)