Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah it's a good story and all. Decent spelling and grammar. Didn't spot any mistakes. Nice humour and good back anecdotes.

But wait. What's this? At the end? A complete fucking fuckity fuck up.

Surely you were left with a 2 in 11 chance of cockular disappointment? One is not a possible outcome on 2 die leaving 11 possibilities two of which are above 10.

And what happens if you get 10?! You said sex if less than ten and no sex if more than ten. Where's 10?!

No click for you, Sah! If I'd been that girl I would have bitten your penis off to teach you a lesson.
(vibrating tuna, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:14, 1 reply)

Fair enough!
Oops, you're right, I cocked that bit up. I wrote "less than five" and "less than ten" but I actually said "five or less" and "ten or less".

As for the 11 possibilities, they have different probabilities. There's a 1 in 6 chance of getting 7, 1 in 9 of getting 6 or 8, for example. 11 & 12 have a combined chance of 3/36 or 1 in 12. And yes, I computed this all on the dancefloor.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:39, closed)

Basically you layed a 12/1 shot and got gibbed
So put in a fail safe - 'any five showing and its a re-roll'. If you roll 6s, time to give it up imo
(bacontrout got ska, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 19:14, closed)

Or save on valuable pocket space
and flip a coin.

Great tale. Keep it up *click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:39, closed)

"Heads your place"
"Tails mine"?*


*(Err, I am not actually propositioning you personally of course)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:23, closed)

Dammit
Why did I try and be clever with maths?
(vibrating tuna, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:00, closed)