Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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*gravel voice*A man...who's never had sex...runs away from an ugly chick who wants his...penis...inside her vagina...he heads to the house of a...friend?...*hot chick screams in revulsion at boy with shitted trousers*...THE SHIT-KEKKED VIRGIN, in theaters April 29th.
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:17, 1 reply)
on the toiletI fell asleep ON THE TOILET not next to it filling my trousers.
Oh and my penis had already been inside a few girls vaginas by this point in my career, but thanks.
And finally it's THEATRES or as we like to call them, CINEMAS.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:43, closed)
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