Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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more medical arse banditryWas suffering from a prolonged bout of shitting blood & agonised, stabbing gut pains. Neither of which I enjoyed, being a contant source of humiliation (try washing the blood off your hands after wiping your ass - fun).
I had a grand total of FOUR different doctors shove their fingers up my arse, I had to take a small pot of my bloody turd to the doctors (on the fecking bus) before being admitted to hospital.
They proceeded to shove TWO FEET of endoscope up my arse to see what ailed me (after three days of starvation). Now, even after a shot of morphine & valium this hurts like fuck - especially when they 'turn the corners'. They hadn't a fucking clue what was wrong with me.
Then they had to do it again. Two weeks later (after three more days of starvation). Only to tell me that the problem would either go away naturally or I could get the lesions on my colon cauterised. Realising I didn't fancy some mad old coot shoving burning things up me jacksy I went home to shit blood in peace until it stopped.
Burning arse invasion? No need for it, I tell you.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:18, Reply)
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