Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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bollock swingHaving built a rather good rope swing a gang of us decided to all swing on it at once. With me on the base, by bollocks squeezed against the stick and the rope in ever increasing pain as more people piled on.
The inevitable happened with the rope breaking, me landing in a massive pile of stinging nettles with a mass of bodys lumped on me... There was no need for that. Oh, then I rubbed some chilli on my cock and the ice cream van went by with its music playing and a swan bit me....
(, Wed 22 Jun 2005, 23:34, Reply)
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