Coming from someone who looks like a photofit of a serial rapist, this is a gem.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 1:11, 2 replies)

Apparently I'm fat as well.
It's hard to understand why the dulls are all so obsessed with my looks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 8:54, closed)

Mainly because it's passingly amusing amusing to see a wholly unimpressive middle-aged sasquatch mock other people for their appearance. You know, you should have an entire category to yourself this week - all bluster, no content, and yet somehow convinced that you're something other than a boring, repetitive prick.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:02, closed)

... who you follow around like a little lost puppy.

edit: I particularly like the bit where you desperately attempt to white knight for somebody who doesn't share your tragic online insecurity ... top work there. A+++. Would mock again.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:08, closed)

So, you've done the 'puppy' thing, and the 'you only respond to me because you love me' thing - any other tired old cliches you'd like to trot out under the mistaken impression that you're being witty? Mention a shed, perhaps? That's always a bit lol.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)

He just did the same thing to me
But it looked so pathetic, he deleted the thread.

I love the way some posters think they are the pinnacle of wit and can say whatever they like, but any response is because you hang on their every word.

A little bit narcissistic?
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:40, closed)

You're fat?
You didn't look fat at all in the pics of you that have been posted here.

You did look like a serial rapist through. Or perhaps to be a little kinder, Ricky from the popular televisual show Trailer Park Boys.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:51, closed)

Actually, Shambles is quite handsome.
Just saying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:09, closed)

Terrible bigotry.
There's no reason why violent sex offenders can't be attractive. There was something rather yummy about Peter Sutcliffe.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:11, closed)

We're not all like Rosemary West.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:12, closed)

They! They! I meant "they" not "we".
They.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:12, closed)

Ted Bundy was really rather attractive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:14, closed)

I always get him confused with Al Bundy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:39, closed)

Fuckwot?
Each to their own I suppose, then even fuglies get to shag something.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:46, closed)

I've never been described as anything less than "terribly handsome" in the real world.
I've always put that down to the fact that I'm terribly handsome. I'm also big and clever. And rich and successful. I can sing too. If I weren't me, I'd probably be riddled with envy. Fortunately, I am.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:52, closed)

The sad sacks on X factor are told they are beautiful, wonderful performers and singers too.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 16:42, closed)

Does it honestly bother you that I'm physically attractive?
How can it possibly impact your life?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 17:50, closed)

Heh, of course it doesn't matter what you think you know.
Your delusions are a delight to many but you do protest too much when confronted.

Jus' saying.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:50, closed)

So 'yes' then.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 7:52, closed)