No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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you should have pretended it was spunk(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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that is genius"See this baby?" *points at stains* "This is what you do to me. What do you say we go back to my place before I waste any more of it?"
I can't see any circumstance where this line would fail
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:58,
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What about when talking to an actual baby?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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I'd refer to it as "daddy milk"(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:33,
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Now that's what you call premature(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 17:29, closed)
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