Driving offences
I drove from Glasgow to Edinburgh airport in 20 mins to pick up a mates brother who had just flown in at 2am.
On the way back while in no hurry I got flashed by a speed camera doing 50 through some roadworks. 3 points and a £60 fine for helping a mate out.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:54, 9 replies)

My only complaint about your story is that you've obviously omitted
the part where you were temporarily diverted and went on to murder a truckstop prostitute and then got away by the skin of your teeth because the petrol station exploded in a fireball that could be seen all the way to Inverness.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:47, closed)

Strictly speaking, you'd finished helping your mate out as you were on your way back.
So you got a ticket for 'being the sort of prick who ignores speed limits through roadworks'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:19, closed)

Unfair, AB.
I got done by a speed camera, but the letter I received from the old bill made it very clear that the points and fine levied were a result of me dropping my mum off in London that morning, and the fact that I was exceeding the speed limit in a built up area was purely coincidental.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:29, closed)

If only they'd put up clear signage indicating limits and the possibility of cameras. IT'S LIKE NAZI GERMANY.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 21:36, closed)

I admit I was a danger...
Although I am sure the sign telling me that the national speed limit applies was in the picture the camera took. There are no roadworks to "protect" at 3am on a Saturday night.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, closed)

I once walked into a place with a 'trespassers will be prosecuted sign on it'.
It was three AM and the facist bastards STILL did me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:13, closed)

No tresspass law in scotland
You should move.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:45, closed)

Glasgow to Edinburgh Airport is forty miles
Not counting any distance to the motorway in Glasgow. Twenty minutes? Aye, right.
(ubergeekian, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:59, closed)

His Accord is fitted with a jet engine and wings.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:20, closed)