Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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damn - so close!when i was a young lad, thoughts more on tree climbing and pirates than on a girls lady bits, i was jumped on and molested by a comely slightly older lady.
we were camping out in a mates back garden and she was in my sleeping bag wearing just her underwear. she was giving me my first proper snog and all i could do was pretend wrestle her and brush her teeth with my tongue. ah the innocence of youth!
thinking back to it now she was 'going for gold' and i was completely unaware!
lost my v plates four years later. sheesh.
lh
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:37, Reply)
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