Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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SquirtWhen I was at 6th form one of the chaps in my class had a fixation with loosing his virginity that was virging on slightly worrying even for a teenage boy it was almost like he was dragging his red hot nads arround in a wheelbarrow.
The object of his affection was bizarely enough the not especially attractive school bike, but he was terrified to so much as look at her dispite the lenghty stories of what he would like to do with her which he would regale us with given half a chance.
He and the lass were both at a classic teenage hooch and shagging on coats teenage party when me and a couple of my mates explained to her about his sorry condition.
"Right then" she said, made a bee line for him and dragged him up the stairs.
Once upstairs she lay on the bed and unzipped him however the touch of her hand was far too much for him to take in his excited state and he emptied his custard all over her thighs just inches short of the target.
A few minutes later she came down stairs and explained exactly what had happened to anyone who would listen, poor bastard.
Still it didn't stop us calling him squirt for the rest of his school career
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:36, Reply)
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