Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Cinema ActionSo there was this girl, who was half friends with a mate of mine. My friends and his friends all went out for a film and me and her got chatting, only mild stuff like what the movie was like but i ended up with her number. So i get her number and we start texting but after about 1 day the topic turns to sex and stays that way for 2 weeks. it turns out she was a kinky bitch and gagging AND a virgin still. So we arrange to meet again (2 weeks later) and see another movie in a cinema. Course when we got there we made sure it was a shitty cinema and an unpopular movie (was Mr and Mrs Smith or somehting). I give her so much action on the back row, with just my hand, that she nearly shits it up by moaning or something (bloody women). So the film finishes and we go to find a nice field, we get there and start off with the foreplay again (I say we, she just expected a fingering). We get to thinking we should start things off properly but then a light comes on somewhere around and shines on her face.... and what a bloody state it was. However i was still 'in the mood' but because of this vision of F-Uglyness I couldnt get it up for love nor money. So i say, bugger it, lets just go. So we do, I leave with her panties in my pocket and she leaves commando in a mini skirt :D
I still laugh with my other friend about it to this day.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 9:22, Reply)
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