Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Why, oh why?It's first year of university (went to an all boys secondary school, V plates still well and truly on) and I'm a volunteer at the student union setting up sound and lighting kit most nights of the week and generally having a laugh.
One night we'd finished setting up early on and I ended up sitting in the quieter of the three bars with just three female members of the 'union crowd'. Somehow and I'm not entirely sure how (but no alcohol was involved) I was sat on a chair being rubbed, tickled and generally molested by these 3 beauties.
Eventually it's time to de-rig the technical stuff and I stop to get the work done. Afterwards we're standing in the foyer chatting before going home and one of said beauties puts her arm through mine and says 'So I guess I'm sleeping in your bed tonight'.
I'd heard rumours that she was a bit of an animal in bed and enjoyed doing all manner of dirty, dirty things so I'm still not entirely sure why I said 'I've forgotten to put the amp stack away, I'll be right back', bolted out of the back door and sprinted back to my room in halls and spent the rest of the week wondering why on Earth I'd been so stupid.
A few weeks later I heard that she'd been going out with a bit of a psycho for a while and I counted myself lucky that I'd not lost my virginity in return for a battering...
Still, a few months later I met the woman of my dreams who is, 10 years down the line, my wife :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:46, Reply)
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