Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Christmas pressieMy missus told me that she was very religious and definitely didn’t want to do it until after we were married. I loved her very much and respected her for this so I didn’t try to pressurise her into doing anything she wasn’t comfortable with.
Then, while we were engaged, she got herself up the duff. Now, I KNEW it wasn’t mine so I was pretty pissed off, not just with the fact that she had done it with someone else after putting me off for so long, but the fact that I’d respected her reasons and now felt like a right idiot as well as a cuckold.
Then, to cap it all, she tells me that she is still a virgin!! Says she was visited in the night by an angel, and that the baby is God’s! I mean, I know I’m just a carpenter, but how thick do you think I am??
The only good thing…the baby was born on Christmas day, so we can combine birthday presents with Christmas ones…oh yeah, and these three blokes turned up with some presents ‘for the baby’, which I felt it my duty to look after for him, until he’s old enough.
So, despite having already had a baby, my missus was a virgin on our wedding night. Didn’t notice any blood on the sheets the next day mind….
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:42, Reply)
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