Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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she was Henry Lawson's daughter(give or take a generation)
when I laid my eyes upon her
there was movement at the station.
So I quickly wrote these verses
with the aim that they would court her.
She was very unimpressed with me
was Henry Lawson's daughter
(give or take a generation -
did I say that? I'm forgetful)
and I wondered if my parody
was seen as disrespectful.
So I put that theory to her
and she said "it doesn't matter son
I think the guy you're thinking of
is A.B. 'Banjo' Patterson".
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:21, Reply)
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