100% never happened.
Although it is true that, on occasion, I enjoy a few light beverages of the alcoholic sort, and it is also true that, upon staying at my ladyfriend's house for the first time, I had partaken in enough of these beverages to affect how well I could aim my winky at the toilet. It might also be true to say that, as my aim was a little wide of the mark, I may have tiddled directly onto the lino. All of this I shall admit to. I definitely did not, however, dab it up using the nice white egyptian cotton towel, then place it back on the towel rail folded nicely.

And as this absolutely did not happen, I also didn't jump bolt upright in bed with a horrified look on my face three days later as I remembered doing so.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:29, 1 reply)

Oh yes
The good old jolt of sudden recollection.
( Ghoti Fingers, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:12, closed)