Trucks
I have never given a random truck driver a blowie.

I have never accepted the offer of a cab driver who was driving me to a club, to give HIM a blowie.

I have never farted while bending over to strap on a pair of killer heeled sandals in a busy shoe store.

I have never forced a guy I was 'seeing' to eat pineapple so I might find out if it really DOES alter the taste of his man-spunk.

I have never been with a woman AND a man in the same day...sadly, not at the same time. :(
(ThatGirl The Girl Formerly Known as A-man-duh, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:51, 10 replies)

I have never made sexual boasts on the internet.

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:32, closed)

Boasting is something you do to big yourself up
but what she actally said was:
1) I have literally been a whore
2) At least twice
3) And sometimes I fart
4) And sometimes I force-feed my boyfriends
5) But I have been to university

Hardly boasting, is it?
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)

Oh, em, gee! A woman on the intertubes!
And she likes sexy tiem! It's like all my Christmases come at once.

Oh, my mistake, it's another lonely man...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:46, closed)

You're both right

(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:01, closed)

Hahahahahahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:07, closed)

Yes, they are! :)
Hows you Kazza?
(ThatGirl The Girl Formerly Known as A-man-duh, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:51, closed)

Technically
I AM still a man! Which is a wonderful thing. I live and present myself as female 24x7 now, you can see a pic of me in my profile. So, yeah, no blowies for you! :P
(ThatGirl The Girl Formerly Known as A-man-duh, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:30, closed)

Good one Dave. LOLOLOLOLOL

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:17, closed)

HEELED sandals???

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:08, closed)

So...the pineapple?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:50, closed)