15-year-old boy staying in a nunnery
On a family holiday to Italy once in my teens, we spent a night in a convent full of lovely nuns. Obviously I didn't bash the bishop that night; that would be an affront to God, and just plain wrong. Sperm is sacred to those Catholics, so I certainly didn't leave any of mine on the sheets.
(fat ted, cheese lover perpetual moistener, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:55, 3 replies)

How very dare you

As a 15 year old boy, it's your JOB to wank when in a nunnery
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:36, closed)

Agreed
fat ted, you're a disgrace
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 18:06, closed)

Damn right!
Opportunities like that don't arise every day. I would have felt worse if I hadn't done it.
(fat ted, cheese lover perpetual moistener, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:27, closed)