It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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This story is 100% completely trueThere was a penguin who...........
really liked ice cream and driving.
So one day he was driving around in his Honda with no less than half a dozen super models in the back seat (all completely shattered from the endless rogerings he had given them) meeting out justice to those who where deserving of a little justice metering.
He noticed Mr. T, stealing candy from babies and calling them rude names like "poo bum face" and making them cry. Being a Honda Accord driving penguin with a taste for justice, he swerved across 27 lanes of speeding traffic, mounted the footpath and deftly pinned Mr T to the nearest wall with the bumper bar of the Honda until he pissed and shit his dacks, cried for his mum and gave the candy back.
Unfortunately while performing his Honda given rights of justice enforcement, something went wrong with the engine and the Honda started to make a funny noise and smell. Having a great love for his Honda Accord of Justice, he quickly kicked the super models in the back out into the nearest gutter and drove to the nearest mechanical repair shop (ignoring several opportunities for dispensing of justice) to have the funny sound and smell addressed.
The mechanic told the penguin that it would take about an hour for him to assess the problem and give a diagnosis and the penguin should come back then.
To fill in time while he waited, the Penguin decided to indulge in his other great love, ice cream. The only thing being, that as penguins don't have hands (they have flippers) eating ice cream was a messy affair. But, regardless, the penguin toughly enjoyed his ice cream although he did get a lot of it on his face and chest before finishing it and returning to the mechanic's to get the diagnosis.
Upon entering the workshop, the mechanic spotted the now ice cream covered penguin and called out.
"Hey mate, looks like you have blown a seal"
"NO! NO!" replied the penguin, its just ice cream!
~gets coat and ducks for cover~
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 7:49, 2 replies)
bullshitThings don't go wrong with honda engines.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:40, closed)
needs more justice(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:50, closed)
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