It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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I'll never live it down...I was chased off a farmer's land because he thought I was trying to shear a sheep and make off with the stolen wool. I wasn't, I was just using an electric razor while giving his prize ewe a good seeing-to.
I don't know how I'll show my face in Aberdeen again.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)
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