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Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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I was just doing my job!
My bosses had taken on a contract, I suspect without the government's knowledge, to provide help and security to a group of Germans who were working on some secret project out in the middle of nowhere. I still have no idea what they were doing out there, but they weren't the sort of people you'd want to ask too many questions, so I just shut up and did my work.

Sure enough, there was a security breach when some foreign guy started snooping around. The Germans were getting very upset as this guy was somehow single-handedly managing to really mess up their project and cause a lot of sabotage. He had some woman with him who was not exactly helping matters, so we managed to grab her and restrain her while they were out in a crowded market.

The guy went nuts and started raising hell trying to find her, knocking into people and tearing apart innocent businesses. I heard the commotion and got over there as fast as I could. The crowd parted, giving me my first good look at him.

He wasn't very impressive- dirty, dressed in old beat-up clothes and a battered hat, unshaven. No problem- I can handle this idiot. I pulled out my weapon and brandished it so he'd know that I meant business and wouldn't take any crap from him, chuckling to myself at how easy this would be.

Only thing is, he didn't reach for his whip- he pulled out a gun.

Bastard.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:11, 1 reply)

I had this by "Germans".
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:25, closed)

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