It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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An engineer came earlierI answered the door and the guy said "I've come to fix your washing machine". A neighbour walking past overheard this and gave me a funny look. The sort of look you give someone when you suspect they're making a blue movie.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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Did he have a bushy moustache?(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:17, closed)
BOOM CHIKA WAH WAH!(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:30, closed)
"An engineer came earlier"Was this AFTER he "fixed the washing machine"?
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