It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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My sister had the oppositeA god-botherer rapped their pasty knuckles on Big Sister's front door. She happened to be up a ladder at the time*, so was not impressed when, after struggling down the ladder and a steep flight of stairs, the be-suited jesus-freak opened with
"Good morning - is your mother in?"
Rather than correcting him, she simply said, "Hang on, I'll go and get her", then left him standing there. Eventually he got the message and left.
* The reason isn't relevant, so feel free to invent your own pervy scenario
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, 1 reply)
I like this one.(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:27, closed)
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