It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Ladies' underwear-related pearoastWhen my daughter lived in Switzerland, her cousin Gav - male, six foot-odd, quite butch-looking - popped over to visit her for a weekend of drunkenness and Swiss cheese.
He kindly volunteered to take her some things from home. I handed over a bag of clobber and he stuck it in his case.
He was randomly stopped and searched at Customs. 'This your bag, sir? Pack it yourself?'
Out came assorted bras, panties and skimpy tops, including a full Bunny suit with ears and fluffy tail.
'Yes it's mine, yes I packed it - erm...'
Poor Gav.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 5:47, Reply)
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