Office Christmas PartiesMy office this year is having Christmas lunch. In the office. On some desks we are going to clear the monitors off. The computers underneath will keep running as we are behind on some deadlines and need to keep rendering.
OK, so some people aren't getting anything, but how Scrooge-like are your bosses when it comes to Christmas?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 14:42)
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sword fight in the frostI used to work at a big castle in Warwickshire (W.... Castle go on guess) Tight arsed cranberrys the bosses wouldn't pay for our pardee. So me and the hairy fellows who hit other for the entertainment of the mewling masses decided to get blasted on 'dark and stormy' Rum and ginger ale mixed in 2 litre bottles and drunk fro the bottle shouting at buses. We did all this in town then snaeked into the castle to smack each other with makeshift swords and maces (watermelon off big branch) whilst proclaiming allegenice to tyhe earl of Warwick. The security thought it was dead funny and left it in my sluuring hands as I had a position of authority and was considered "all right for a mad bugger manager!"
"A WARWICK! A WARWICK!"
(thunk!)
"ooo ya blaggard!"
Merry Crimble
(, Wed 22 Dec 2004, 15:19, Reply)
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