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Sex, drugs or rock 'n roll?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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You'd choose that over the other three?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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As long as they're selected carefully, I can't see why one might not have all three at the one time ...[ed] Also - and I know this doesn't apply to you - why not booze too?!
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Ta.I just have to get a magical piece of paper out of my boss to confirm he'll pay for it now.
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It's part timeI'll only be in London one day a week during term time. The rest of it I'll be here working.
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That's only like a 30 minute from here, which is a 15 minute walk if we meet in the middle.Just sayin', you know, if you ever wanna eat some food or drink some drink in the same time and place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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If you did have a new penis, you wouldn't be wasting your time talking on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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I'm sure Monty will tell you this time increases the older you get.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:29,
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Nah', at most an average person can go is 3 times a week for between 2-5 minutes (or those rare times where you give up after an hour).There is plenty of boredom time between that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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What other body parts could be named after members of parliment Quinten? (, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
You still miss Truth Fairy, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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That warmonger is no longer an MP(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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meh.Neither is Dennis Skinner, possibly. Or Baroness Warsi.
It was pretty good though you have to admit.
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Works best with Toe-knee Hand-cockPretty sure Skinner still is an MP, but I assume Warsi took her title when moving up to HoL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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None of these appear to be available.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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I suppose I could listen to some rock 'n' roll hereBut music sounds so shit on computer speakers and I'd have to have it fairly quiet and turn it off every time a call is put through to me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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PreciselyAnyway, the frequency range of my hearing really isn't good enough.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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Baz, you are one of the most rock 'n' roll people on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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It's all about house if you want long, drug fuelled nights of debauchery.Alcohol just can't measure up to MDMA.
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She looks like she was stitched together from leather.with an old moccasin for a foof. You know, the slip on ones with the tassels.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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I've just spent 20 minutes seeing if I can claim council tax relief, But the fucking calculator doesn't work.
Stupid system.
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noNo
And no
That's what got me into this mess and now I'm out 1200$ and I've a bum fuckin leg
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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I would never have had you down as a pegging enthusiast.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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Must have been a good nightIf you managed to spend over a grand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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She went out with Baz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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actually i spent 30$ that nightThe consequences have led me to 2 nights in er,100$ in meds and now a doc appt along with possible physical therapy
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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Free health care for all!The land of the free or the land of the fee...
Get well soon K.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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B3ta should totally set up a just giving account to pay for K's meds.(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
my meds are paid forThanks to the Bank of Daddy
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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This is why I couldn't afford to live in america.I honestly don't class those who are against a nationalised healthcare system in the states as human.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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It's difficult to stress just how right-wing America is.Their Liberals are at around the same sort of idealogical level as the Tories.
To a Republican, Europe is a dangerously subversive place full of communists.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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That's because it's a dangerously subversive place full of communists.(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Totally, I also can't work out how the biggest democracy in the world only has two parties.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:00,
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Some jolly japester gave my mouse a light dusting with tonerand now my face is all black and smeary.
Oh ololololololol
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Why on earthAre you moving your mouse around with your face?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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You oscillate its tit a lot?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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I just flick itWith my head dobber. It takes a bit of practice, but it works.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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I totally agree with Alan on this one.www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/10/alan-davies-liverpool-hillsborough-disaster
Fucking Scouse grief monkeys.
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Agreed x 1000.I despise that football club, he's bang on about Dalglish as well. I hope he has a stroke.
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FOOTBALLI love football, me.
People take that sport far too seriously.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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Ha, his Twitter timeline makes for good reading.twitter.com/#!/alandavies1
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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haha "come to liverpool and get what you deserve" over and over againeven their assassins are too lazy to travel
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What the fuck?www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/10/laser-pen-police-helicopter-sentence
So this guy occidentally shines a laser at a helicopter and has to have a curfew for three months. What a crock of shit.
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I'll tell you what's a crock of shit"accidentally" shining a laser into a moving helicopter's cockpit for three seconds.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38,
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I've just applied to have my council tax rebanded, you have to lie to get to do it online rather than ring them up.(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
My housemate's just got back to our gaff in Newcastle.Turns out I forgot to flush a poo on the day I left a couple weeks back, smells horrendous apparently. Oops.
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Shame it wasn't Kroney.He could have updated his 'log file'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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I visit this site for the first time in agesand find Ian Dury lyric inspired threads.
I knew you'd catch on.
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