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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good isn't it?
No it fucking isn't.
I'm bored and now I can piss about on here a bit all you cunts seem to have died. Normally I'd be pleased about this but not today.
I don't know, ah, what's the shittest item of clothing you've ever owned? I used to have a psychedelic Stonehenge-design top with FLARED SLEEVES. I looked like a bent wizard in it. I also used to have a Dead-head style TIE DYE T SHIRT. That was also uber-bent. I also used to have a PATCHWORK WAISTCOAT which my brother made. Bent. And WOODEN BEADS (also bent). Later on I had a WHITE HOODY with an OM sign on it (chutney ferret).
Christ, I think I might kill myself. Luckily I successfully avoided cameras for the most part.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:46, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No it fucking isn't.
I'm bored and now I can piss about on here a bit all you cunts seem to have died. Normally I'd be pleased about this but not today.
I don't know, ah, what's the shittest item of clothing you've ever owned? I used to have a psychedelic Stonehenge-design top with FLARED SLEEVES. I looked like a bent wizard in it. I also used to have a Dead-head style TIE DYE T SHIRT. That was also uber-bent. I also used to have a PATCHWORK WAISTCOAT which my brother made. Bent. And WOODEN BEADS (also bent). Later on I had a WHITE HOODY with an OM sign on it (chutney ferret).
Christ, I think I might kill myself. Luckily I successfully avoided cameras for the most part.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:46, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've added anions to the left leg and cations to the right leg.
It's electrifying.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
It's electrifying.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
i have never owned shit clothes
never have I been seen in stripey shorts and purple tights, a yellow beret or tie dye tops. Nope, never worn robes or a sparkly jacket with butterflies on, or denim Doc Martens or loud waistcoats. And i DEFINITELY have never made my own clothes.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
never have I been seen in stripey shorts and purple tights, a yellow beret or tie dye tops. Nope, never worn robes or a sparkly jacket with butterflies on, or denim Doc Martens or loud waistcoats. And i DEFINITELY have never made my own clothes.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Phew! That would have been well bent.
My brother and I had matching black roll-necks and jade green flares which my mother made for us from patterns, in the 1970s. We looked like a Children's Film Foundation production. Only worse.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
My brother and I had matching black roll-necks and jade green flares which my mother made for us from patterns, in the 1970s. We looked like a Children's Film Foundation production. Only worse.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Yes. Third-rate ones in places that looked suspiciously like vacant lots in Pinewood.
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I've got some hilarious geeky t-shirts
and a pair of these: maxfitllc.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vibram.jpg that I used to wear to the pub until my mates girlfriend made me stop.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
and a pair of these: maxfitllc.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vibram.jpg that I used to wear to the pub until my mates girlfriend made me stop.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
those shoes make me shudder
it's not right to have things between one's toes
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
it's not right to have things between one's toes
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I think I'd only worn it twice before
for fear of offending someone. But it was tailor made for that bash.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
for fear of offending someone. But it was tailor made for that bash.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
While I was a student
I wore this fabulous pair of hot pink tartan hotpant type shorts. Of course, being a student, I used to wear them over black tights with dockers, but still... Enough to make a sex pest go soft, I'm sure you will agree.
Unfortunately, I believe there is some photographic evidence of this somewhere.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I wore this fabulous pair of hot pink tartan hotpant type shorts. Of course, being a student, I used to wear them over black tights with dockers, but still... Enough to make a sex pest go soft, I'm sure you will agree.
Unfortunately, I believe there is some photographic evidence of this somewhere.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
haha
when I was a student, there was a time when I had blue and green checked surfer trousers, orange shirt, purple DMs, red hat and turquoise hair.
In my defence, I was an art student
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
when I was a student, there was a time when I had blue and green checked surfer trousers, orange shirt, purple DMs, red hat and turquoise hair.
In my defence, I was an art student
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I used to love wearing those button up flowery dresses that were popular in the nineties
With a white polo neck, black jodhpurs, and dockers. And I made myself a floppy black velvet hat. But I already told you that.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
With a white polo neck, black jodhpurs, and dockers. And I made myself a floppy black velvet hat. But I already told you that.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm sorry but there is no defence for that
You must have looked as though you had gotten dressed in the dark. Or had severe colourblindness.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
You must have looked as though you had gotten dressed in the dark. Or had severe colourblindness.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It's called becoming a grown up.
Sometimes you just have to man up and do it.
Mind you, you're an art subject teacher, so you can probably get away with it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Sometimes you just have to man up and do it.
Mind you, you're an art subject teacher, so you can probably get away with it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
He's coming round mine for tea on Saturday, and should wear it then.
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( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
No need.
I've got some in the cupboard ready for you. 34in waist, right?
You post like a 34in waist, I'll bet I'm right. Tell me I'm right.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I've got some in the cupboard ready for you. 34in waist, right?
You post like a 34in waist, I'll bet I'm right. Tell me I'm right.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I bought a red and white vertical stripe short sleeve shirt once, I thought it was great.
Then my mates started to ask me for 99's and cornettos. I binned it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Then my mates started to ask me for 99's and cornettos. I binned it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I had an ex who occasionally wore a trilby.
Until my incessant 'Greggs' lolz drove her to binning it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Until my incessant 'Greggs' lolz drove her to binning it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Oh but did she?
NO SHE DID NOT. I don't think I have ever been binned by a 'chick'.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
NO SHE DID NOT. I don't think I have ever been binned by a 'chick'.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Do they wear trilbys?
I havne't been to one for ages, I'm more of a M&S food man.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I havne't been to one for ages, I'm more of a M&S food man.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
man, I miss gregg's
stupid diet. Perhaps I will celebrate in a month's time or something by replacing all the lost flab with steak bakes
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
stupid diet. Perhaps I will celebrate in a month's time or something by replacing all the lost flab with steak bakes
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I have never attended a Greggs.
There's an equivalent calls 'Percy Ingles' near my home, but I've never been there either.
Soz.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
There's an equivalent calls 'Percy Ingles' near my home, but I've never been there either.
Soz.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I wore a trilby to a wedding once.
To be fair, I was also wearing a pinstriped trouser suit.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
To be fair, I was also wearing a pinstriped trouser suit.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
My lesbian rugmuncher mate wore a dress.
One of only two times I have ever seen her in a dress.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
One of only two times I have ever seen her in a dress.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I have a brown trilby
with gold thread. I like it, I care not if anyone else does. Or the black fedora, or the purple fedora or the red floppy hat or the red or yellow straw hats
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
with gold thread. I like it, I care not if anyone else does. Or the black fedora, or the purple fedora or the red floppy hat or the red or yellow straw hats
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Can I have two sausage rolls and a chelsea bun please?
Oops soz, I thought I was in Greggs.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Oops soz, I thought I was in Greggs.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I had a pair of pink corduroy flares when I was 17
I have also been known to make my own clothes. I also had some 'interesting' items of clothing when I was going through my lolgoth phase.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I have also been known to make my own clothes. I also had some 'interesting' items of clothing when I was going through my lolgoth phase.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I did not
I gave up on that shizzle quite a while ago. It's difficult to be a short, fat (as I was then), light-brown-curly haired goth. It just doesn't look right.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I gave up on that shizzle quite a while ago. It's difficult to be a short, fat (as I was then), light-brown-curly haired goth. It just doesn't look right.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I was too jovial even to consider it.
My brother was (and still is on the inside) a 'superb' goth. Proper 80s style, massive black back-combed hair, capes, crushed velvet purple trews, THE LOT. There are pictures. Oh, there are pictures.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
My brother was (and still is on the inside) a 'superb' goth. Proper 80s style, massive black back-combed hair, capes, crushed velvet purple trews, THE LOT. There are pictures. Oh, there are pictures.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I was never really miserable enough either
I certainly didn't have the dedication to the look your brother seems to have achieved.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I certainly didn't have the dedication to the look your brother seems to have achieved.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I'm up for rampaging across Europe rampaging and pillaging
who's with me?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
who's with me?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
unless i'm mistaken only internet birds are short, fat and dress like the mentally ill
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
There are no women on the internet.
Well, no attractive ones, anyway.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Well, no attractive ones, anyway.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I'd like to meet your 'lady'.
Why not bring her to town and we'll feed you both?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Why not bring her to town and we'll feed you both?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I just got an email from BT
offering me an 8GB Android tablet, normally £130, for £100. Unbeatable value! The email cried.
First page of google shows 30 places selling that exact model for £75. I think they may be unclear on the meaning of 'unbeatable'.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
offering me an 8GB Android tablet, normally £130, for £100. Unbeatable value! The email cried.
First page of google shows 30 places selling that exact model for £75. I think they may be unclear on the meaning of 'unbeatable'.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I have had sun, beer and a haircut
I'd say today was excellent for a tuesday
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)
I'd say today was excellent for a tuesday
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)
"police are on the lookout for a colourblind nonce" doesn't count
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 18:58, Reply)
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OMG "I'm gonna get you sucka" and "The last dragon" Refs. in one day? Monts you amaze me. You have the glow.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 18:53, Reply)
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I laugh at some of the Adidas trainers I had.
They were horrendous. No one needs bright yellow Spezials with bright blue stripes.
I make up for it by being suave as fuck now though. Two blokes asked where I got my t-shirt from whilst in Greenwich Park today. I told them not to worry about it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:07, Reply)
They were horrendous. No one needs bright yellow Spezials with bright blue stripes.
I make up for it by being suave as fuck now though. Two blokes asked where I got my t-shirt from whilst in Greenwich Park today. I told them not to worry about it.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 19:07, Reply)
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