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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm moving house soon so I've been advertising stuff for sale. Conclusion - people are retards
I'm expecting to be flamed for this rant about the general buying public, but here goes.......
I now understand why adverts are written in twattese (a combination of mongspeak, cuntlingo and condescension) - with the main information repeated over and over - after my recent experiences with online advertising.
I have advertised furniture, with pictures, ALL of the dimensions and the rider 'collect only'. Garden stuff with the same information, even kitchen appliances.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I am asked the following three questions:-
'What colour is it'?
'What size is it'?
'Do you deliver'
Read the words and look at the pictures you fucking waste of DNA.
Rant over
( , Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:44, 5 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
I'm expecting to be flamed for this rant about the general buying public, but here goes.......
I now understand why adverts are written in twattese (a combination of mongspeak, cuntlingo and condescension) - with the main information repeated over and over - after my recent experiences with online advertising.
I have advertised furniture, with pictures, ALL of the dimensions and the rider 'collect only'. Garden stuff with the same information, even kitchen appliances.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I am asked the following three questions:-
'What colour is it'?
'What size is it'?
'Do you deliver'
Read the words and look at the pictures you fucking waste of DNA.
Rant over
( , Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:44, 5 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
Marvellous, thanks for asking
Just somewhat disappointed with the reading/comprehension skills of the general public.
( , Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:21, Reply)
Just somewhat disappointed with the reading/comprehension skills of the general public.
( , Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:21, Reply)
Collect only would involve having access to heavy lifting equipment...
...and probably several HGV's
( , Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:22, Reply)
...and probably several HGV's
( , Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:22, Reply)
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