I'm moving house soon so I've been advertising stuff for sale. Conclusion - people are retards
I'm expecting to be flamed for this rant about the general buying public, but here goes.......



I now understand why adverts are written in twattese (a combination of mongspeak, cuntlingo and condescension) - with the main information repeated over and over - after my recent experiences with online advertising.

I have advertised furniture, with pictures, ALL of the dimensions and the rider 'collect only'. Garden stuff with the same information, even kitchen appliances.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I am asked the following three questions:-

'What colour is it'?
'What size is it'?
'Do you deliver'

Read the words and look at the pictures you fucking waste of DNA.

Rant over
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:44, 5 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

u ok hun?

(97800, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 21:33, Reply)

Marvellous, thanks for asking
Just somewhat disappointed with the reading/comprehension skills of the general public.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:21, Reply)

is your pthc collection up for grabs?
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 11:06, Reply)

Collect only would involve having access to heavy lifting equipment...
...and probably several HGV's
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:22, Reply)

^interested party

(97800, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 17:56, Reply)