Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Charlie Brooker is the King.However, I sometimes watch Jeremy Kyle and imagine myself on there. I always see myself putting him and his shitty audience to shame with purely reasonable behaviour, at which point I get to point out he's a jumped up little bully.
I should also point out that you will get to a stage where you start liking the generic music of the day, because it is different to the generic music you grew up with and hated. This happened to me a few years back. I'm getting tired of it now, though.
Getting older is the pants.
Edit: Oh! The small village where I live has doubled in size since I was a lad, and is set to double again in the coming years with a massive new development project. I seem to be the only person looking forward to it...... we're getting a Wetherspoons and everything! Currently, we have one pub and one shop. However...... you can no longer drive through the streets as the bastard incomers all have 18 cars each and park them either side of the roads. Twats.
We also have junkies now. Swings and roundabouts.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:56,
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