the most recent advice I've received from an old person was
to stick the phone up my arse and if I ever hung up on him again he'd hunt me down and smash my head in, so beware.

(delivered by another workmate as I'd refused to speak to him again after I hung up on him)

Nice.

Especially as all I'd done was my job. Seriously. And I'm technically his boss, to some degree, as my name is on the door and his is not.

Also a lovely thing for a 55 year old man to scream at a 27 year old girl, no?

So now he has a written warning and has been told that if he ever loses his temper with another staff member again, he's gone for good.

Sucked in Fabio, you ugly, rude, smelly old git.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 3:42, 13 replies)

Cor...
He sounds like one of natures more 'special' individuals...

*punches Fabio*

Take that, sir!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:01, closed)

Joins in DiT in defending MissKitty's honour
*Smacks*

*Kicks*

*Dusts self down*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:04, closed)

*pokes fabio with a big stick*
and goes "Grrrrrrrr!!!"
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)

Is he down? Stand clear.
*elbow drops*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:33, closed)

I like
hanging up on people, especially if they are eating / chewing while talking to me.

angers.

Beats Fabio with keyboard until the letters F, G & R are stuck in the back of his head.

and sticks F5 up his nose for good measure
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, closed)

Are we sure he's not moving?
*runs in a kicks him again before he gets the chance to be proved wrong*

Take that you!

*thinks he sees movement*

Gaaaah

*runs and hides*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)

The only sure way to make sure someone is dead
Is by removing the head...

*twists*
*strains*
*twists harder*
*feels something tear meatily*
*showers the thread in red juices*

*lifts head by hair*
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)

I think that's done it ^
Good work chaps. That taughted him proper, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)

he just twitched!
kicks repeatedly in the bollocks with a hefty size 9 DM boot
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)

Twitched?
With his head cut off? Christ he's a persistent bastard, innit?

*stamps on bollocks some more*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, closed)

And here is what I immediately thought of

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, closed)

Well
the most recent advice I've received from an old person was
to stick the phone up my arse

So did you?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:18, closed)

@ Richy T
um....no. No I didn't.

@ everyone else
Thanks! Just what I wanted to do.
*bathes in B3talove and Fabio blood*
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 5:03, closed)