Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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hmmm1. if you want to be with them and think of them constantly, if your heart aches with longing whenever you're apart, if you'd die to protect them, then it's love. if you fancy them rotten and want to shag them senseless, it's infatuation.
2. get a trim every 6 weeks and a scalp massage to stimulate blood flow once a week. probably won't work, but neither will anything else.
3. throw them out and go to the chippy.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 19:11,
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