LOVE Bartending stories!
I work at a resident's bar in a 4 star hotel, so get a lot of business clients, business owners, and other fairly well-off people who like to pretend they're a lot richer than they actually are. One evening, late one night, I had a small group of men at the bar discussing setting up a private 'red letter' club, as a means to doing all the things they've always wanted to do before they die. Expensive things, like travelling to the Grand Canyon, skydiving and bungee jumping, among other things. They began to get quite excited, when one of them said to his friend:

"You could even fund it with money from the charity, if your conscience would allow it..."

The gentleman pursed his lips and slowly nodded his head.



Be careful who you're giving your money to.
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:43, 6 replies)

Man, this is absolutely disgusting!
"Your conscience", not "you're conscience".
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:47, closed)

Oh god!
I sincerely apologise, I don't know how I did that one.

Will promptly edit.

Gawd. How embarrassing.
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:34, closed)

Anyone would think you were dyslexic
Or a pigeon.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:53, closed)

I just spent ages thinking
'but you've spelt "conscience" the same both times..."

Yes, I am retarded.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:01, closed)

I love how the moral uproar is about a small, accidental grammatical error, as opposed to the embezzlement of charity money.

That's the b3tan priority.
(Dyslexic Pidgeon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:01, closed)

"But the money was just resting in my account..."

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:02, closed)

It was resting for a long time.
A good long rest.
(Stiltzkin, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:22, closed)