Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Not me, butA friend went to see Bolton Wanderers play Birmingham City at St. Andrews many years ago, when a certain Lordsugar-friendly businesswoman was in charge. Looking for some free urinals at half-time, he gets lost in a maze of club offices.
Suddenly a door flies open and a man comes staggering out backwards, with Ms Brady's voice calling after him, "And if you do that again, you're FUCKING SACKED!".
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:53, 2 replies)
He obviouslyhadn't put the seat down afterwards. Did your mate leave her a tip (oo-er)?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:33, closed)
Big Sam doesn't stand a chance at West Ham then :-)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:58, closed)
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