Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Awww, bless, my first pea roastCamping in the Lake District, a rather straight couple had decided to get an early night and had retired to their tent, while the rest of us got stoated sitting around the fire. After about half an hour of silence, we overheard the following conversation from inside their tent:
Woman (with voice distorted by having a mouth full of something): "Uuurgh! I don't know what to do with it!
Man: Well, just swallow it then.
When we'd wiped the tears from our eyes and cleaned up the mess caused by rapidly expelling beer through our nostrils, we found them peering out of the tent wondering what the fuss was all about. Apparently he'd prepared some soup, but it hadn't met with her approval...
Apparently.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:16, 1 reply)
must've been too salty(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:25, closed)
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