Overheard secrets
When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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( , Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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( , Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Whilst I was in the middle of breaking up with an ex
she sent me a long text message, in which were references to sex, drugs and God knows what else.
To my work.
So the next day this message was on my office answerphone, read out in that metallic Hawking voice you get when you text a landline. Luckily everyone thought it was one of those spam phone calls but I knew otherwise. So my staff all overheard my secrets even though they were not aware of it.
( , Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:48, 1 reply)
she sent me a long text message, in which were references to sex, drugs and God knows what else.
To my work.
So the next day this message was on my office answerphone, read out in that metallic Hawking voice you get when you text a landline. Luckily everyone thought it was one of those spam phone calls but I knew otherwise. So my staff all overheard my secrets even though they were not aware of it.
( , Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:48, 1 reply)
I hope she didn't dob your brother in for beheading that drug dealer.
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