Not So Much "Overheard" Secrets, But Discreetly Seen Secrets
About a decade ago, I worked as a minilab operator at a photo developing place. This was still in the days of film cameras being used by all and sundry, and the only way to see what photos you'd taken was to present them to me (or my ilk).

There was the pretty lady who always scowled as she walked past - sexy but scary. One day she brought in a disposable camera, some snaps included some strange living room topless dancing, with her, a mate and some swarthy bloke. Scowl scowl scowl scowl TITS scowl scowl scowl.

There was the Japanese gentleman who brought in an entire roll of film containing blurry, underlit, unfocused shots of his lady friend's private parts.

And always amusing were young ladies' Ibiza photos. They would bring in their disposable cameras containing all the memories that a fortnight's worth of booze and drugs had erased. Daughter would pick up her photos, inevitably with mum and dad in tow. Every time the same thing... "Here's me at the airport. Here's me and Kylie on the beach. Here's our hotel room. Here's me topless with a dozen sweaty leering tumescent lads." Short lived secret that one.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 16:13, 2 replies)

haha
i've been that person (in the lab) in a few jobs. I've seen my share of drunk girls, bondage and gooey vaginas.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 9:34, closed)

Sounds like
the Japanese gentleman's photos were just fine. All Japanese genitals are pixellated and blurred, everyone knows that.
(Rsoles, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:34, closed)