Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Do you watch porn?she asked. "Of course not" I replied, "Why would I when I've got you?". "Explain this then" she said opening my desk drawer and taking out a DVD with the word "Filth" written on it in permanent marker.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:44,
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Even worse...She said, "That's a pity, I was hoping we could watch some together."
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schoolboy error on your part!!leaving porn lying around like that.... everyone knows it should be stashed in C:\My Documents\Work
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why keep porn when there is the whole internet ready to be streamed?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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Ive never understood whypeople still do this. I mean - even with the IE8 asdverts aswell...
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Should have said"It's a gritty, hard-hitting documentary about the police, love."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:37,
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A talking book version of a minor Irvine Welsh novel from the '90s?A reminder that should you ever Fail In London, you could always Try Honkers?
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Scrumper, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:16,
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A spoken verse versionof Grant Morrison's graphic novel?
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