Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Giggles and tears rolling! I love to have someone spring "want honey on your melons?" on me. I know I would get laid then.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:04, 1 reply)
Well, that's just it!I thought it must have been a gay thing, because when I looked completely blank he strolled away. I'm obviously not fully conversant in the ways of the gayer. (No offers thanks chaps, as I said, honey and melons.)
Surely, being a woman, you had your gaydar turned on?
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:22,
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Mind bleach, I grew up in a town that, to look good in population numbers, included the dogs. Gaydar, huh! Moving into a proper town, all I saw was men, not knowing that gays don't have a flashing blinker. Soon learnt and still a funny story (to me!).
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