Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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TenShun!I was out playing with my mate Nicky, he was a know nothing 6 year old, where as I was a world weary 7.
I’d changed out of my school uniform before going out to play (my mum had middle class pretensions) but I was still wearing my school socks, grey with 2 blue hoops at the top.
“Why have your socks got stripes at the top?” asked Nicky. “These are my army socks.” I replied. “Army socks?!” Nicky whispered back, eyes growing wide. Yes I’m in the Army.
Nicky begged to be allowed to join up with me, but no, I had to explain that 6 years old was just too young. He took the news badly and went in a little tearful. So tearful in fact that his mum and dad asked him why he was upset.
It only took my older brother about 20 years to stop taking the piss about my time in HM forces.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:58,
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