Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'll do it in a minute, Mum.In a minute, mum.
In a minute, mum!
Mum! IN. A. MINUTE!
IN A MINUTE, MUM!
Wait Mum, Just a minute.
I'll do it in a minute Mum, promise.
Don't look at me like that, I'll do it in a minute!
"Did you do that thing I asked?"
No...
*Evil glare*
I'll do it in a minute.
And repeat.
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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:04,
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This seemed so reasonable when I did it. When my spawn does it I get very frustrated.(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:14,
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