Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I didn't go to the Dentist for 15 years when I lived in London as I couldn't get an NHS one / preferred to spend all my money on FUN stuff...
Move oop North a bit, go to the Dentist, first inspection for 15 years, no work needed.
Yay!
Mind you I've never ever smoked and smoking kills your teeth and gums.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)
I didn't go to the Dentist for 15 years when I lived in London as I couldn't get an NHS one / preferred to spend all my money on FUN stuff...
Move oop North a bit, go to the Dentist, first inspection for 15 years, no work needed.
Yay!
Mind you I've never ever smoked and smoking kills your teeth and gums.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)
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