Cross country runs, Jesus.
I actually rather enjoyed rugby, and cricket. Cricket was ace, you could reset the bowling machine, and hit people in the knackers.
But cross country, was bloody horrible. Living near the coast, we had to go on the beach too, sand's far harder to run on. The fat cunt of a game's teacher, and his colleagues used to follow us in their fucking cars, with a packed lunch, flask and pack of 20. They thought we may cheat...
Incidentally, our game's teacher was also our geography teacher. Apparently this is quite common. Any ideas why?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:14, 14 replies)

Bowling machine....BOWLING MACHINE????
I have come to the conclusion that many B3tards went to much posher schools than my shitty comp.

Edit - Yes, my PE bastard teacher was also a geography teacher. This is because if you can shout and colour things in, you can teach both subjects.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:30, closed)

I was thinking the same thing.
We just had a big guy called Andrew West who lobbed the ball at us really really hard.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:09, closed)

6 years at uni.
You've learnt to shout and use colour pencils.
Congratulations Mr Gilbert.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:13, closed)

because
geography teachers are wankers.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:42, closed)

Perhaps
they're able to draw maps of the sports field so they don't get lost?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:47, closed)

I rather suspect that this is because
the teaching of Geography does not require any form of intelligence - all it requires is access to a large set of colouring pencils.
(anvil, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:52, closed)

Ha! Yes! (see my comment above)
I actually quite liked geography, but I was mostly in it for the colouring-in
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:54, closed)

And all you need
is four colours, for any map.

Apparently.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:55, closed)

*looks at map of world hanging on wall behind desk*
my god, you're right...IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:57, closed)

I was mostly in it for the colouring-in.

Ah, bless. Was it a "special school?" Give you some crayons, and sit in the corner?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:59, closed)

Can I have another circle of paper mummy?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:00, closed)

You can have the round edged scissors though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:01, closed)

*claps hands with glee*
*Starts fire*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:05, closed)

Your dribble will no doubt extinguish it.
*Licks window*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:12, closed)