Spider Teacher Spider Teacher Does what ever a spider teacher does
It involves A PE Teachers so I am sure it counts.

We had famously lazy PE teachers one would drive up to the edge of the football pitch and then sit in his car directing the game with his horn or flashing his lights. Why be a PE Teacher if you are that lazy.

But this story is about another of the staff who for obvious reasons will remain nameless. It turned out that one of the PE teachers was having an affair with the wife of the history teacher, which is great news in itself but even better is the way it was found out.

One of the pupils mothers worked as a nurse at A&E and one evening the PE teacher was brought in with a broken leg. Apparently he had been "role playing" with the history teachers wife and whilst she was on the bed he had jumped off a wardrobe, but being large he had bounced straight of the bed and onto the floor breaking his leg. Firstly the history teacher whose wife he was sleeping with had to help take him to hospital which must have been an interesting car journey.

But much much better was the fact that as part of his role playing the Teacher had been dressed as Spiderman.

Queue much singing of the theme tune as he walked past in the corridor.
(lordofallhesurveys How appropriate you fight like a cow, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:28, 3 replies)

Erm...
Colchester Grammar (with the car man the now dearly departed Roger Bayes)? And if so, which teachers were at it?
(ProudClod, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:19, closed)

Correct on the school
Mr Heath wife and "piggy" minns apparently.
(lordofallhesurveys How appropriate you fight like a cow, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:21, closed)

allegedly

(lordofallhesurveys How appropriate you fight like a cow, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:26, closed)