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This is a question PE Lessons

For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.

Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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This might help...
In preparation for the World Cup, the "offside rule" explained for women:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:15, 4 replies)
Great explaination
However one flaw...

It assumes that both women can either throw or catch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:12, closed)

both
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:23, closed)
Tut Tut
Lets not be sexist.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:25, closed)
That explanation
IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Of course all women will now understand - it has shoes and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:20, closed)
the single greatest explanation of the century

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:38, closed)
She could stand inf ront of the other shopper
as long as she wasn't interferring in shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:38, closed)

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