idiot
Way back when i was at high school we had the school sports day looming up on the calander. Personally im not one of the athletic types and so wasnt concerned by this in the slightest or interested. However the rule was that unless medically excused you were required to participate in one track and one field event. Most people went for the 100 meters purley on the basis that it was the shortest distance for the track but the field event was a bit of a mixed bag. I decided to have a go at the discus for no particular reason .

In the weeks leading up to the sports day we spent the 2 pe classes a week alternating between the swimming pool lessons and sports day practicing. So the first week i start to pratice the discus throw in a vain attempt to not look like a complete spacker come the big day.

So off i trundeled to the far corner of the field with a couple of others to where the throwing circle and cage things were. With myself there was a malaysian exchange student and the most hated person in my year group . A kid that even the teachers despised for his lying, cheating stealing ways , a kid who had systematically pissed everyone off while playing the "they are picking on me" card. let him be known as tc here but he was known by many other names such as arsehole.

things started fine we all got in a few wobbling throws, some of which were even within the legal area. Then tc throws an ok effort and goes to retrieve his discus.I waited for my turn as he wandered back. Tc walked off the throwing area and back towards us , fine hes out in the "safety" zone. So i start my spinny twirly throw and release the projectile...........
Except the dopey fucker has wandered back across into the throwing area. I could only watch in awe as the discus collined with a sickening thud on the side of his head. Tc dropped like a sack of spuds. We rushed over to him to see if he was still alive .

Next was the whole sickbay, talk to the pe teacher about what happened thing blah blah blah not my fault. Except tc told them that i had just thrown it without looking , lying cunt. As i walked through the grounds at morning tea i got a standing ovation from everyone in my year over what i had done. As i said he was hated that much , even some of the staff smiled at me that day.

Fast forward a couple of days to the next pe lesson and we are in the pool, but before it begins we get a lecture from the pe teacher about safety etc (glaring at me the whole time) and " How the human brain is easily and irreversibly damaged from even the slightest bump"
So with that in mind we jump into the pool to play a sort of dodge ball with him throwing tennis balls at our heads. No the irony was not lost on us.

The next week we were back to athletics tc is still excused pe on account of his injuries. I decided to pratice the discus again although oddly nobody else wanted to pratice with me , cant think why? tc was handed a measuring tape and told to makehimself useful.

He did so by constantly making a target of himself by wandering without looking into the javlin throwing area......
At the end of class that day the teacher apologised to me for not believing me about the discus and forgave me . Then he mentioned something about the terminally stupid.



legnth??? a personal best of about 9 meters if i recall
(welgar, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)