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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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festival smelly
I've never been to a festival and washed once there. Highlights include:

Phoenix Festival - 5 days of glorious sunshine, no showering and no deodrant.
Glastonbury 97 - lots of mud, pretty much lived on fried onion sarnies and tea :-) Much mud and much smelling!!!
Glastonbury 98 - very muddy, 5 days no shower, virtually the same diet.
Glastonbury 99 - pretty hot this year, still no showering or deodrant for 5 days. Pulled a fine bird and did the dirty for every night. She was even brave enough to give me head on the last night!!! How grim!!!
Glastonbury 2000 - Mmmmm, more smelliness.
Ozfest - could have been 2001, lots of rain, lots of smelly moshers and me not washing again.

I must also point at that at no time at any of the above were my clothes changed (including underwear).

Although my memory is hazy due to excessive drug use it is also highly unlikely that I brushed my teeth at the above mentioned festivals either. Nowadays I'm clean and respectable and bath daily.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 13:19, Reply)

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